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tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz 

YOU'RE FUCKING BORED AGAIN. I SMELL IT.

Hey, I found another qwerty combination! Middle-left-right.
tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz is the true sign of ABSOLUTE BOREDOM.

tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz 

It's impossible that you find this word. If you have, you reached the maximum level of boredom and any more would cause you to start watching dead vines on Youtube. Created by tapping keys from the middle letters to the edge letters from top to bottom.
Hm, I've tried so many combos like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and even qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv. Maybe I should try tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz...

torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.
We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.
Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..
Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.
torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009