Tylermatics 

A smart species of human who excels in mathematics. Mainly is very attractive towards young girls. Being a extremely rare kind of human, the species of Tylermatics are almost extinct due to the increasing stupidity of the society. So to protect themselves, they have grown to become mad scientist to restore order and close the intelligence gap in humanity.

Girl: I have a crush on Tylermatics IV! What should I buy him for his birthday present?
Boy: Ummmm... calculators?

Tylermatics by Mrs Quek March 8, 2019

tylermathiesonism 

The practise of being completey obnoxious, hateful, pessimistic, and completely nice to people that aren't total wastes of these peoples times. Sometimes, if siblings are in the equation, these people prefer to be be rude, but caring all at once. This confuses true friends.

Dude, why are you being so tylermathiesonistic? You're starting to tick me off.

If everyone practised tylermathiesonism, we'd all burn.

tylermathiesonism by GeniusBoy v2.0 July 10, 2010