Twrdz 

Also known as TheBird - Was a violent hacker and a mass gym prodigy.

The Mason Greenwood of CS GO players, renown for his cheating and women beater vests.

Famous Quotes: "TheBird with a 3K" "I used to be fat"

Spent more money on Fortnite skins than Liverpool did in the last Transfer Window.

Would've been a Pro in almost any video game but he decided a social life was more important...

Twrdz went from risking his life on video games to real life by moving to Scouser land in 2020. He decided using steroids in the gym was not enough to keep him safe there, so has since resorted to buying fake Glocks for his evening strolls.

Twrdz by OfficeHouse123 September 11, 2022

turdzilla 

A HUGE piece of shit

man:dude u've been in the bathroom for 50min!!
man2: yeh i just released a turdzilla..

turdzilla by ZING9 January 15, 2007

tardzilla 

One who set himself apart by commiting
an unbelievable act of stupidity.

Holy fuck, what were you thinking
tardzilla......

tardzilla by cheese May 7, 2003

tardzilla 

The state of being mentally challenged (a tard), at enormous proportions.

Did tardzilla come up with this stupid idea? (Referring to the office idiot)

tardzilla by Brian Bush October 4, 2006

Tardzan 

Call someone a Tardzan, when they do something stupid...or to piss them off.

You dropped the cake, Tardzan!

Tardzan by Tony, Ska sucks, Slipknot rules. January 13, 2003

Nutsack Tardzan

A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.

In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).

It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.

Nutsack Tardzan by Boopieman November 4, 2012

turdzilla 

A poop coming from human excretion in a public restroom that is so large and mighty in size, the owner cannot flush it in order for at least one other person to gaze upon it and bask in all its glory.

That turdzilla i left in the old peoples home was so huge the next person to see might be afraid it will attack

turdzilla by rgloc February 19, 2009