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refers to a past state of being very drunk and high, from the word twisted. sort of all over the place.
hillary and i took about 15 shots and ten bong hits before we went out last night. we were fuckin twosted.
twosted by marcy December 19, 2004
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twoasted 

Being drunk and high off weed at the same time.
Man, I went to the club last night and I was twoasted!
twoasted by lala sd gurl September 3, 2010

twossted 

to get drunk, high, generally fucked up.
usually you have to get really messed up before you're twossted.
see crunked
last night i was sooo twossted

twoasted 

adj. - a drunken buzz that usually onsets quickly.
..twoasted of the hizzy fo' shizzy my nizzy...
twoasted by Andy Mack September 25, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008