Two inches
Two inches by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022
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Two inches left
Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
Two inches left by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020
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Two inches and a skip
Two inches and a skip by Pasquelle September 17, 2016
your two inches
a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
your two inches by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009
In two inches of freezing water
Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.
Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!
In two inches of freezing water by Kaycene September 25, 2008
Two-Incher Pincher
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Two-Incher Pincher by 752002729 January 19, 2010
Two Incher
The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.
Two Incher by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.