two timer 

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.

You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!

two timer by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006

Two Timer 

A crap that takes two flushes.

Man, i just had a two timer!

Two Timer by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005

Two Timer 

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

Two Timer by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

Two-timer 

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!

"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"

Two-timer by Rach4GA May 29, 2017

two-timer 

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

two-timer by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Two-timer Catholic 

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

Two-timer Catholic by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Two-Timer Bowl 

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.

Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.

Two-Timer Bowl by Keisman18 November 11, 2010