Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.
Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.
Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.
by Barney Who-Ah April 17, 2011
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by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010
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Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!
by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009
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A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 09, 2009
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(v.) - to follow.
As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.
-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.
-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.
-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
by rhinodynia September 23, 2010
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1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
tweet tweet tweet, i fink, twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter
by rivitoz June 02, 2009
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person on twitter #1 ; noo! you can't say the r word even though your neurodivergent!!
person on twitter #2 ; haha facts go brrrrrr!
person on twitter #2 ; haha facts go brrrrrr!
by bIanked October 21, 2020
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