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Twit Whistle 

Another way of calling someone A Dumbass, A Jerk, A Dick, An Idiot, An Asshole, Rude, Ignorant.
1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!
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Titwhistle 

The act of pressing a nice firm set of breasts together, preferrably with the nips touching, then with the lips blowing between them in a whistling fashion as to enact the TITWHISTLE!
girl: What are you doing to my breasts you crazy ass?!?!

Man: Shut it! I'm enacting a Titwhistle!!! HOORAHHH!!! WHODEWHO!!!!!
Titwhistle by Travis MoCo March 30, 2009

Titwhistle 

The noisy thing that whistles when the water in the kettle comes to a boil.
I was alerted to the boiling by the shreak of the kettles titwhistle.
Titwhistle by Mingot February 17, 2014

Twatwhistle 

1. Musical queefing;
2. A term used to describe a person with a high, squeaky, and overwhelmingly irritating voice;
3. Musical cunnilingus.
Look, be cool. Don't roll like a twatwhistler.
Twatwhistle by Illiterate Bard June 13, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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