One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.

Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.

Twist it up by juicybooty92 February 2, 2021

twist a tube up

A male engaging in anal sex with another man. The "tube" is derived from the large amount of lube necessary to enter the anal cavity. Twisting a tube means literally twisting a tube of lube so that you get every last bit of lubrication out of it, those last few drops.

Yeah, I saw Jim leave with that guy.. whatever though, they're probably heading back to his apartment to twist a tube up.

twist a tube up by A - L - X June 7, 2007

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

Thist Up

Taking milk thistle before you get blackout drunk so you won’t be hungover as balls.

Bro, don’t forget to thist up before we pound some delos and jäger bombs.

Thist Up by Haunchy January 28, 2021

Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

Upper Muley Twist by slot_shots October 14, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026