Twinkle Tits Share definition Flag When an obese man has rather large man boobs that get so sweaty they twinkle in the sun light. "Oh man, Brian should wipe his twinkle tits, he's blinding me!" Twinkle Tits by Gunther Gumball February 22, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Twinkle Tits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch