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Lies, rubbish, complete bull, heresay, rumor.
Ben: John said he caught a 7ft carp the other day
Carl: Complete Twallop, he couldnt catch a cold.
Twallop by Martin (skyfall) September 9, 2005
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a fucking idiot in the group who always acts like he’s 3
you’re a twollop, mate
A word (noun)that defines a stupid person, used by young people, usu.
"hey, look at that guy over there. He's a twollop!"
twollop by Sadie January 3, 2005

Twilophobic 

Anti-Twilight; the fear of Twilight fangirls and fanboys; hates Twilight in general.
Two Examples. Both Dialouge.
1. "So Ashley, what do you truly believe in? What do you stand up for?"
"I'm Anti-Twilight."
"What? 0_0"
"What I'm basically saying is....I'm Twilophobic."

2. "So Falala, what's your favorite novel?"
"LYKE OMFG, I LOVE TWILIGHT! I L0VE TWILIGHT SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. LYKE...THE MOVIE IS SO AMAZINGGGGGGG!OMFG...EDWARD CULLEN! -gasms-"
"Um, please step five feet away from me."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"STEP THE FUCK BACK WOMAN! I'm Twilophobic! Please...I can't handle it! -flees-
Twilophobic by Ashley Nicole; April 29, 2009

Twillock 

where a person is being more than a twat or a pillock, so there fore you combine the two
you want to call someone more tha one name but only have space for one
stop being such a twillock!
Twillock by xenasangel October 5, 2012
The ship name for one of the greatest television lesbian couples ever, willow rosenberg and tara mclay of buffy the vampire slayer. This relationship changed television forever and honestly they were so cute.
"twillow is my favourite ship in buffy the vampire slayer"
Twillow by spookyscientist September 30, 2021