Twilight Syndrome

A disease affecting the brain of adolescent females, particularly the frontal and occipital lobes. Symptoms include lost sense of reality, hallucinations of Edward Cullen, belief that vampires are real, and general idiocy.

If a person is suspected of having Twilight Syndrome, they should immediately be quarantined and made to read the Harry Potter series for 250 hours straight in a silent, white room with no food. With luck, the victim will either come to their senses and remember how to be a real human being, or they will die.

Julie: All of my friends say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter! I fear for their minds.

Amy: Oh no! They must have Twilight Syndrome, alert the government!

Twilight Syndrome by AmyhatesTwilight September 30, 2008

Twilight Syndrome

Utterly unrealistic expectations in relationships based upon a fictional vampire named Edward, making the best of men feel completely inadequate.

First guy, "Dude! "My girl has lost her mind. She expects way too much and complains about how she wants me to be more like "Edward."

Other guy: "Dude, she has got The Twilight Syndrome."

Twilight Syndrome by Dootwo August 21, 2009

Twilight Syndrome

Over-commoditization at the expense of originality, artistic quality, and substance.

Amazon Review of Sophie Jordan's "Firelight", shows Twilight Syndrome in action:

"...She was far too much the super-special yet tragically misunderstood heroine from the get-go, a cardboard cut-out of a character that's getting dog-eared with overuse. Consequently, the cliche "forbidden romance" with the obligatory perfect love interest was contrived from the start. It smacks far too much of Twilight, whose romance nobody should be praising or trying to emulate. I wanted to be subtly and skillfully led into both the story and their relationship; instead I had it shoved at me. Needless to say I will not be reading beyond the few chapters I was prompted to try, and I will just have to hold out for another author to come along and do the opposite to dragons what Stephanie Meyer did do to vampires."

Twilight Syndrome by splatpunk September 20, 2011

Twilight Syndrome

when you are with a female/male you find them all of a sudden attractive because that's the only person around.

i got "Twilight Syndrome" watching twilight i swear that chick loooked so hot by the end of the movie.

Twilight Syndrome by RUBster October 6, 2009

Twilight Movie Syndrome

n;
A product or group that is inplausible in every form but gains media success through Female veiwers of age variety 13-15 because:

a.The male protaganists/leaders have a hairstyle that is 99% hairspray.
b.The male protaganist/leader rarely wears any upper clothing.
c.The male protaganist(s)/leader is in musical activity that includes recycled song premises and electric guitars.
This can also be reffered to as TMS.

Twilight Movie Syndrome has given talentless faggots voice editing devices and fame through fangirl fucktards who get pissed off if you do not refer to the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus as gods.

Twilight Movie Syndrome by SantaChrist January 26, 2010