twener
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teenerweener by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020
Twegner
A very important region of the male reproductive organ that has no function but to elongate and hang the sack.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
1) "If I take good care of my twegner, it will take good care of me."
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
Twegner by The Anatomical Educator December 11, 2013
Teenering
The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"
"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
Twinerview
BFochs 5 minutes until a Twinerview with Jay-Z
BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?
realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'
BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r
realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.
BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?
realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'
BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r
realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.
Twinerview by BFochs April 28, 2009
Twoner
"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."
"Yeah, they're total twoners."
"Yeah, they're total twoners."
Twoner by electrokute November 22, 2009
Teenery
Teenery by Slapcheese May 8, 2008