Twenner

Twenty English pounds. Adapted from the English "tenner", meaning ten English pounds.

"That'll be thirty pounds please"

"Crap! I've only got a twenner!"

Twenner by hometownlost December 9, 2008

twenner

A twenty pound note similar to 'fiver' or 'tenner'.

person 1: How much is it?
person 2: it a twenner
person 1: I've only got a fiver and a tenner

twenner by AnonymousFun August 13, 2018

Twegner 

A very important region of the male reproductive organ that has no function but to elongate and hang the sack.

The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.

This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.

1) "If I take good care of my twegner, it will take good care of me."

2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"

Twegner by The Anatomical Educator December 11, 2013

Soapy Tenner

A non-existant ten pound note, which is used for the purpose of online wagers or bets with others; where there is no intention of money changing hands regardless of the outcome.

The phrase originates from the online UK motorbike forum 'Visordown', specifically a user called 'Soapy' known for making bets with no intention paying anything.

Your name is xxx and I claim my Soapy Tenner.

A Soapy Tenner says you are wrong.

Soapy Tenner by Paul_G January 27, 2007

twinner 

a big happy family who lives in their own land/world/country called “merrell land” which is ruled by two gorgeous queens, veronica jo merrell and vanessa jo merrell.

twinners will always love the merrell twins no matter what.

twinner by potatotwinner June 16, 2018

tenner 

£10 ten English pounds

Could you give me a tenner?

tenner by Paul F.W.Utrecht February 8, 2005

Soapy Tenner

Soapy made a £10 bet with another VD'er over something or other, turns out that the other VD'er won the bet but Soapy never coughed up.

A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.

From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.

The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.

I bet a Soapy Tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.

Soapy Tenner by WiseBuddha January 27, 2007