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Twaut Waffle 

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.
Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle
Twaut Waffle by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017
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cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

Twat-Waffle 

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important
Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.
Twat-Waffle by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

cum covered twat waffle 

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.
Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle
she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
twat waffle by Lamifer September 13, 2004

Cunt sucking twat waffle 

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.
In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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