Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis
Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping
by peter griffin 007 December 09, 2013
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Twat lap

When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can
There doing a twat lap again
by Yoie January 25, 2009
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