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twat tease 

Male who leads on or teases someone sexually, but then does not partake in kissing/shagging etc.
John: I was doing her but then I just stopped when she almost came.
Peter: You are such a twat tease.

Jane: I wanted to have sex with him but he couldn't get it up. He's a twat tease.
twat tease by RinuCZ November 3, 2008

twat tease 

1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"

2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved

3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.

Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.

Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
twat tease by ohthis May 1, 2010

Twat Tease 

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble] too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
Twat Tease by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017
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