Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
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Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.

by Steve Croft November 3, 2014

Twat Cannon

A narcissistic boy, a man child that can't commit to a girl long-term relationships are too complicated for his intelligence.

"Robert can't keep a girl for longer than a year because he is a twat cannon."

by Juniorbay December 1, 2025

twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

twat cannoli

the milky white discharge released from a female during the peak of sexual intercourse; also referred to as 'cream'

i was with a girl last night, it was amazing. she came so hard there was a definate twat cannoli

by chris andersjew October 20, 2010