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*guy zooms a camera onto a turtle* Tutel!
tutel by snowycube July 6, 2021
Words you can keep
A word/phrase commonly used by War Thunder players to describe mainly 5 certain tanks within the game. These tank are: L3/33 Tankette, A39 "Tortise" Heavy Assualt Tank, T28 Super Heavy Tank and the Jagdpanzer 38 "Hetzer" Tank destroyer.

Word deprives from the meme where a man zooms into a turtle at a zoo and shouts "tutel" and proceeds to play a smooth melody following it.
ooooh shit thats a fuckton of tutels on the point we can't kill them!

thats a baby tutel we can just make friends right?
Tutel by tr1angles April 7, 2023
funny turtle that my name totally isn't on discord
Hey look, its Tutel!!!
Tutel by tutel????? January 7, 2022
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Tutel by Nooonameeeheheheh July 27, 2021

Tute Screw 

Shortened version for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw.

A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.

Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
You are required to register for two different classes, but they are held at the same. Both are required prerequisites for other courses that you also have to take. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
Tute Screw by RPI alumnus. March 5, 2011
G. O. A. T.... Tumelo is a heavenly name found in Africa which means faith. This name is given to amazing people.
Tumelo is an example of a G. O. A. T

Tumelo means faith
Tumelo by specialdef July 1, 2018

tetelestai 

Literally translated the Greek word tetelestai means, “It is finished.” The word occurs in Greek translations of John 19:28 and 19:30 and these are the only two places in the New Testament where it occurs. In 19:28 it is translated, “After this, when Jesus knew that all things were now completed, in order that the scripture might be fulfilled, he said, ‘I thirst.’” Two verses later, he utters the word himself: “Then when he received the sour wine Jesus said, ‘It is finished,’ and he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.”

The word tetelestai was also written on business documents or receipts in New Testament times to indicate a bill had been paid in full. The Greek-English lexicon by Moulton and Milligan says this:

“Receipts are often introduced by the phrase sic tetelestai, usually written in an abbreviated manner...” (p. 630). The connection between receipts and what Christ accomplished would have been quite clear to John’s Greek-speaking readership; it would be unmistakable that Jesus Christ had died to pay for their sins.
dude 1: "aye man, my sin is keeping me from living righteously with God"
dude 2: "it's already been paid in full by Jesus man... tetelestai!"
tetelestai by you are great. November 13, 2011
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