Turtle Pussy 

Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.

Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .

Turtle Pussy by Sundaymoney February 22, 2020

turtle pussy 

Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.

girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."

turtle pussy by n-d-j-s April 4, 2009

Snapping Turtle Puss 

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".

I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.

Snapping Turtle Puss by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017

Turtlepuss 

A substitute word which can mean anything you desire, the substance of which is determined by the recipient’s ears.

Guy 1: “Duuuude, you’re such a turtlepuss”
Guy 2: “I turtlepuss’d your mom last night”

Turtlepuss by Brawl Might May 16, 2023