Definitions by n-d-j-s

turtle pussy 

Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.

girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."

turtle pussy by n-d-j-s April 4, 2009