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Turtle Eyes
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When you
screw up
or do somthing stupid, you got
turtle
eyes.
You:
Ran into
garage door
.
Friend
: You got turtle eyes.
by
jj71
August 28, 2014
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Poke a turtle's eye
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When you
masturbate
while
talking to
those of
the same
sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike
did you
"poke a turtle's eye"?
-yeah dood, I'm
poking
it
right now
by
musicman1993
September 26, 2010
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