Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.
You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.
by jj71 August 29, 2014
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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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