Turnked 

To suddenly become turned on; sexually aroused

She was turnked because he had a large crotch

He got very turnked after she rubbed his thigh at that house party

Turnked by Scurvy Steve October 22, 2013

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

turned states 

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch

if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.

turned states by jinbou October 3, 2007

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Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

Turned All Florida by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016

My Dog Turned on the Microwave

A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

My Dog Turned on the Microwave by Wardnug April 7, 2009

Nigga Turned Inside Out 

A rather old slur directed at Irish people. In the late 1800s, the Irish were viewed as a secondary race by White Supremacists (see "Inbreds, Elite English") as were black people. (Who were conversely referred to as "Smoked Irish." I shit you not. People back then had ISSUES.)

These days, the terms has been embraced by Irish wannabe gangsters and thugs, et al, as a badge of honour. Look to House of Pain and Eminem as heroes.

Chap one: "Cracka mutherfucker! Get yo ass out of here!"
Chap two: "Sorry, my bad!"
Chap one: "Yo, you talk funny. Where you from?"
Chap two: "I'm Irish."
Chap one: "Sheeeet, you shoulda told me you was a nigga turned inside out! Gimme some love!"

Nigga Turned Inside Out by Gaz Edmunds October 3, 2006