Basically something that disgusts you, find embarrassing or unappealing (mostly) about the opposite sex.
1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."
Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"
Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"
Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"
2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."
Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"
Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"
Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"
2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."
by HaltDenMund December 20, 2010
Get the Turn off mug.Things that will make what seems like a really good time in bed, into something unpleasant and embarassing.
"My ex does a much better blowjob than you"
"Is your mother/daughter dating"
"How much do you weigh anyway?"
"Can we get this on"
etc, etc
"Is your mother/daughter dating"
"How much do you weigh anyway?"
"Can we get this on"
etc, etc
by Indeedlydoo September 4, 2005
Get the Turn off mug.like if u see a girl and she starts giveing u a bj and ur like fuk yea this is so hot and ur excited and "turned on" and then she takes off her pants and has a dick and then takes off her/his wig and is a man then ur like wtf, want to go puke, want to kill it, and are "turn off"
by Jamal Smokepot November 9, 2010
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Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010
Get the Turn off-offer mug.An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.
Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.
Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.
You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*
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