Turkish handjob 

The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.

This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.

Turkish handjob by Memeforlife September 18, 2023

Turkish Handjob 

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.

When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.

Turkish Handjob by Jerkbox February 19, 2010

Turkish HandJob 

A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.

Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."

Turkish HandJob by Turkish Billionaire July 25, 2012

Turkish Handjob 

Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob

"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"

Turkish Handjob by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004