Turkish handjob

The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.

This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.

Turkish handjob by Memeforlife September 18, 2023

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Turkish Handjob

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.

When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.

Turkish Handjob by Jerkbox February 19, 2010

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Turkish HandJob

A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.

Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."

Turkish HandJob by Turkish Billionaire July 25, 2012

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Turkish Handjob

Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob

"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"

Turkish Handjob by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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