Turkey Shoot

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When the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is pinched with the thumb and forefinger then pulled as far as it can stretch. Upon reaching the threshold of pain, the skin is released and it shoots back onto place.

I thought giving my girl a turkey slap was fun until she did the turkey shoot on me. It shot back like a rubber band.

Turkey Shoot by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2017

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turkey shoot

When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

turkey shoot by Da Man July 16, 2004

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Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

Shoot a new turkey by slippy frog September 20, 2014

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turkey shooting

A term used to ask women to suck your penis and swallow.

Hey, girls do you wanna come turkey
shooting with us,we'll shoot and you'll
gobble.

turkey shooting by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

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turkey shooting

when a girl gives you head and then you tell her you are taking her turkey shooting

Jack: Im gonna take you turkey shooting...

Jill: I cant wait for you to shoot so i can gobble gobble......

turkey shooting by dave.c October 4, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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