Turkey Shoot

When the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is pinched with the thumb and forefinger then pulled as far as it can stretch. Upon reaching the threshold of pain, the skin is released and it shoots back onto place.

I thought giving my girl a turkey slap was fun until she did the turkey shoot on me. It shot back like a rubber band.

Turkey Shoot by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2017

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When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

turkey shoot by Da Man July 16, 2004

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Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

Shoot a new turkey by slippy frog September 20, 2014

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turkey shooting

A term used to ask women to suck your penis and swallow.

Hey, girls do you wanna come turkey
shooting with us,we'll shoot and you'll
gobble.

turkey shooting by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

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turkey shooting

when a girl gives you head and then you tell her you are taking her turkey shooting

Jack: Im gonna take you turkey shooting...

Jill: I cant wait for you to shoot so i can gobble gobble......

turkey shooting by dave.c October 4, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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