Turd is an acronym for Toyota Urban Racing Development. Toyota was all set to stamp TURD on the side of their trucks in an attempt to make trucks more appealing to city dwellers, hence urban and racing being part of the logo. Just prior to shipping the trucks to the US Toyota learned what turd ment in english, so now their trucks are stamped TRD. Urban has been left out.
by froolap April 16, 2010
Turd, n.
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.
Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T
2. A short form of the word "bastard".
The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.
Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T
2. A short form of the word "bastard".
The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!
"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."
2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.
You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."
2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.
You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
by JonMaker September 2, 2004
“Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder”
A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.
Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:
* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.
Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:
* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
On Inauguration Day 2017, the fragile & hypocritical Libtarded Snowflakes suffering from "TURD” had a colossal & historic meltdown when watching President Trump become America's 45th. President. Most comical & amusing, yet at the same time sad.
by SwimSomewhereElse January 21, 2017
You know what a turd is: a piece of shit.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto! You have a Blood!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 11, 2007
A turd is a person who is similiar to a nerd no ass getting cunnus. Usually he or she goes out and either stands around and stares at people like a serial killer or does vey uncool things.
by VIGOROUS JONESY December 25, 2007
The English are a load of turds.
by clipperthief April 7, 2005
a huge fat curly shit tht curls out of ur ass like a snake and lands on the ground( or loo) in a long spiral. dogs genearlay do huge turds in the street. watch your feet
by jenny jay October 29, 2006