A rumbling, gurgling warning from within the stomach, indicating the imminent peril to the common vegan that they are about to be reduced to a human shit cannon.
A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
'Violent turdbulence interrupted a lecturing Gabriel and Greta, forewarning the imminent weltering pints of shit being sent skyward from their burdened shitpipes.'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
Get the Turdbulence mug.When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.
by anonymous-g July 14, 2011
Get the turdbulence mug.1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".
Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.
Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.
Sam: Turdbulence?
Lisa "yep!
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".
Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.
Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.
Sam: Turdbulence?
Lisa "yep!
by The.Sniper December 05, 2016
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