turdbulance

1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.

Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".

Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.

Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.

Sam: Turdbulence?

Lisa "yep!

by The.Sniper December 5, 2016

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turdbulence

When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.

Person A: "How’d you go in the dunny?”
Person B: “It was sheer Turdbulence.”

by anonymous-g July 14, 2011

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Turdbulence

A rumbling, gurgling warning from within the stomach, indicating the imminent peril to the common vegan that they are about to be reduced to a human shit cannon.

A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.

'Violent turdbulence interrupted a lecturing Gabriel and Greta, forewarning the imminent weltering pints of shit being sent skyward from their burdened shitpipes.'

by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023

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