1: When farting... you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
Lisa: Jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".
Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.
Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.
Sam: Turdbulence?
Lisa "yep!
Sam: What? where you going in such a hurry?
Lisa: Just experienced some "fart Turdbulance".
Sam LOL almost shits himself laughing.
Sam: What was that breeze I just felt?
Lisa: Laughing in embarrassment.
Sam: Turdbulence?
Lisa "yep!
by The.Sniper December 5, 2016
Get the turdbulancemug. When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.
by anonymous-g July 14, 2011
Get the turdbulencemug. A rumbling, gurgling warning from within the stomach, indicating the imminent peril to the common vegan that they are about to be reduced to a human shit cannon.
A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.
'Violent turdbulence interrupted a lecturing Gabriel and Greta, forewarning the imminent weltering pints of shit being sent skyward from their burdened shitpipes.'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
Get the Turdbulencemug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Get the Malcolm Turdbullmug.