Definitions by B.E.A.N.

Turdable

Adjective - used to say that something is just as bad as or worse than what can be crapped out of your butt. Could also be a response to a bad joke or phrase.

Example 1 ~ P1: Did you just see that guy pick his nose? P2: Yeah, man that is just turdable. ~ Example 2 ~ "Once I had a dog without a nose." "Really? How did it smell?" "It smelled turdable."

Turdable by B.E.A.N. February 28, 2011

Technopology 

The act of expressing one's sorrow through an electronic device.

I got a technopology from my boyfriend who obviously doesn't want to apologize in person.

He used technopology as a way to vent his emotion after the tragic event.

Technopology by B.E.A.N. March 6, 2010