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turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!
"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"
by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010
mugGet the turd pussymug.

turd pussy

That guy must be a real turd pussy if he thinks he can get away with a move like that.
by gary "scab" bacardi April 6, 2010
mugGet the turd pussymug.

Pussy turd

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.
by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011
mugGet the Pussy turdmug.

Turd pussy

A black man’s cock in a vagina. Usually Tiffany’s have tp(turd pussy).
Tiffany had some turd pussy cause all the brothers been all up in that.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
mugGet the Turd pussymug.

Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
mugGet the Pussy Turdmug.

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.
"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."
by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025
mugGet the Pussy Turdmug.

Turd pussy

A vagina with a black cock in it. Usually Tiffany’s have turd pussy
Tiffany has some turd pussy. All the brothers been in that.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
mugGet the Turd pussymug.

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