Turd Wagon 

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

Turd Wagon by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Tardwagon 

n.

1. The short bus which carries mentally handicapped individuals to school.

"It's bad enough that I'm already late to class, but now I'm stuck behind the tardwagon."

Tardwagon by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

Turdwagon 

A wagon used for the transportation of turds

OR

A container/device used for the containment/transportation of second rate goods/materials

Did you see that turdwagon? It was carrying some pretty second rate materials

Turdwagon by ThePainfulPanda November 26, 2011

tardwagon 

Insult, much like fuckwagon, except it implies that the insulted is more of a retard than a fucker.

"Friggin' tardwagon."
"DAEE DUUUURRR DEEEEH!"

tardwagon by The Paul April 6, 2005