Turd Lunger

Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.

Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.

Turd Lunger by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009

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turd linger

One who hangs around turd, or one who likes being in the presence of turd or turd smelling farts.

Your such a turd linger Robyn!

turd linger by PutPile September 12, 2006

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Turd Lunger • turd linger • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turd cutter • turd nugget • turd sandwich • turd burgular • Turd Monger

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

turdlinger by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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