Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019

Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

Turds With Friends

Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.

Everytime I go to the bathroom, I bring my cell phone so I can catch up on my Turds with Friends games.

by albman February 29, 2012

Turds with Friends

Playing Words with Friends, whilst sitting on the toilet. You get a personal bonis if you play a poop themed word.

Phil: <IM through WWF> I just played effluvia, I get a bunch of points and a personal bonus>
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!

by nextdaycorn January 02, 2012

Turds with friends

Taking pictures of your bowel movements to share & compare with your friends via picture message on a mobile device.

Dick - "What took you so long in the crap-closet?"
Stewart - "I had to get my IPhone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to Jimothy."
Dick - "Why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to Jimothy?"
Stewart - "Dude, I'm in a heated Turds with Friends battle with Jimothy and I think I can win this week with this one!"

by tikirye December 07, 2011