Turd Coat 

Simply a coat made entirely of human turds (different from the Turd Jacket which can be made of any human OR non-human scat)

Hello Denise! you look fetching in your new turd coat.

Turd Coat by Rex Fortune January 15, 2010

Turd Coat 

Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”

Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin

The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat

Turd Coat by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Sugar coated turd by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

Candy coated turd 

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

Candy coated turd by BroCraftLOL March 24, 2023