The 'TurdMullet' (Latin: Stephanus Jordanus), a resident of the southern coastal regions.
Its peculiar name is aptly derived from its alleged odour
reminiscent of a blend of sewage and marine life.
Renowned for its lethargic
disposition, the 'TurdMullet' sustains itself primarily on a diet of kebabs and alcohol—a culinary
preference that distinguishes it within the marine realm.
Despite its seemingly sluggish nature, this species exhibits remarkable cunning as a predator.