Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.
The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.
by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
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A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in conversation or activity or otherwise occupied by something, or someone, other than the attention seeker. or to draw attention to themselves.

The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’

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(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
Woman- My best friend leant me some money recently, but she asked me for a favor instead of having me pay her back, even though she knows that I can’t stand being being around children.

But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .

I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
by YesorNo?AreYouInsatiable? December 28, 2021
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A phrase that kids say to someone/something that looks like a shit in a chicken nugget shape.
by RJ Hooven December 10, 2020
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turd holds itself together better than this
it is below turd
turd has abandoned it
i really don't like this turd forsaken place
by jasonSkeen April 10, 2023
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A legends way of trying to insult you.
Person 1: “Ur a loser
Person 2: “Well ur a disgusting fleshy turd”
by A person you don’t know April 13, 2020
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A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.
Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.
by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean December 20, 2015
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Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish
Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler
by masarasa6000 May 29, 2011
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