turd nugget 

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.

I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle

turd nugget by w00t May 14, 2004

turd nugget 

a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi

"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"

turd nugget by Mazda 3 Transform! December 28, 2005

Turd Nugget 

One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget

"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"

Turd Nugget by Eif-ster March 9, 2009

Turd Nugget 

hard balls of feces (poop/shit)

Instead of pooping a long turd, It came out in turd nuggets.

Turd Nugget by DudeMoney October 5, 2007

turd nugget 

Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.

See also: Ashley

Ashley sure is a turd nugget.

turd nugget by knowbodynos December 20, 2016

Turd Nugget 

A person who acts like a large/ginormous piece of doody.

Ross is a turd nugget and a dork (whale's penis).

Turd Nugget by Beautiful Silky April 18, 2011

turd nugget 

A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.

1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.

turd nugget by pooperscooperdooper March 11, 2010