person 1: wenomechainsama, Tumajarbisaun

nerd with crooked teeth: No, Its misspelled incorrectly. It's, "When i met you in the summer, To my heartbeat's sound."

person1: You're teeth are shapped incorrectly.

nerd with crooked teeth: *your

Tumajarbisaun by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

tumut

an emoticon for flipping the double bird, where the two t's represent the hands, the u's represent the eyes, and the m the mouth, usually used as a tag.

John-

Quit stealing my lunch or I will shit on your desk

-tUMUt

tumut by DirtyE June 25, 2012

tumah

Not the most likely cause of a headache.

It's NOT a TUMAH!

tumah by Anonymous938743 September 10, 2009

TUMOASD

Beautifully written vigilante Tommyinnit AU on Ao3 written by Eneliii. Quite literally the saddest fic I've ever read, go read it of you haven't. Listen to the TWS at the beginning of each chapter

Person 1: Hey have you heard of TUMOASD?

Person 2: *starts sobbing*

TUMOASD by YourFavoriteTrashRat December 11, 2021

tumut

an emoticon for double bird flipping, this emoticon is most famously used by the character Caliborn from the webomic Homestuck

Person online: FUCK YOU tumut
person online#2: fuck you too tUmUt

tumut by jadedResearcher December 25, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026