Tumblr bumbler

One who posts non-stop on Tumblr, the blog website. Often talks about his/her latest post or 'reblog'. Similar to the twitter shitter. Can also be full of self-righteousness.

Bumbler: "Yo, Mike, did you see that post of me talking about pointless stuff on my Tumblr this morning?"

Mike: "No, bumbler, and I don't give two shits in a handbasket, you goddamn Tumblr bumbler."

Bumbler: "But, Mike, I'm fucking awesome!"

Tumblr bumbler by ForkH March 29, 2010

Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed 

Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.

Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.

The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.

Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.

Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...

Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?

Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?

Person A:

The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.

Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?

Person A:
Yes. Very.

Person B:
Ah ha!

Person A:
What?

Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!

Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed by PsuedoPhilosopher October 27, 2011