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Tumblr Tard 

A person on Tumblr who gets easily offended over mostly anything they see, threaten you, attempt to call you out. They claim to be feminists but hate men entirely, make up extremely stupid genders or sexualities, and basically make themselves look retarded.

*Also, its always only black people being praised on there for being themselves and free.

>>>No mention of Asians, Mexicans, or any thing else, only blacks <<<

Tumblr tards will also be offended over this.

So 75% of Tumblr.
Person 1: "I love peanut butter."

Tumblr Tard 1: oMG WHAT THE FUCK!1?!1!!11 MY LEG GOT CUT IN HALF BECAUSE OF PEANUT BUTTER, YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK!11!! THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND HERE YOU ARE JUST MESSING AROUND WITH IT?!?! DIE WHITE MALE CIS SCUM. TRIGGERED, REPORTED, BLOCKED.

Tumblr Tard 2: OH mY GOD?? U GO GURL, SAY IT LOUDER 4 THE PPL IN TEH BACK1!1! SPREAD DIS LIKE A WELDFIRE!1!1!1

Person 2: God damn Tumblr Tards.
Tumblr Tard by Single Spectacle November 29, 2015

Tumblr Tard 

People who have a Tumblr page and answer's stranger's questions of how many people they've slept with and how big their dick is.
1:"Don't judge me, even though I most all my failures and pictures, don't call me a skank!"

2: "Quit bitchin' Tumblr Tard."
Tumblr Tard by BubbiG January 23, 2010

Tumbltard 

Typically those that are so PC it's insufferable. People who cannot tolerate the blissfully ignorant, and instead of educating the aforementioned ignorant person, they scurry to Tumblr to announce their disdain over a matter instead of trying to solve it.
If you really want to solve a problem, do it. Don't be another one of those tumbltards.
Tumbltard by DynamoBlu September 22, 2016

Tumbletard 

One who says things that are retarded on Tumblr. Usually in reference to the LGBTQ community. They are known for calling people misogynistic, racist, sexist, and other such discriminatory adjectives.
I went on Tumblr and said I'm new here. I said I'm a white Christian straight male, and i received hundreds of hate comments calling me a rapist, sexist, racist, misogynistic bigot. The commenters were all tumbletards.
Tumbletard by Possibly cringe August 14, 2016

Tumbletard 

That kid Grant is a tumbletard.
Tumbletard by Johnwell June 14, 2009
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