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Tumblr Marriage 

also known as a Tumblr Wedding, it is when a Tumblr User extend a often silly proposal in another Users ask. the asked will then accept, then send his or her own proposal via ask, with a Haiku included. it will be accepted, a Haiku written in response, then the partnership will be highly advertised on both blogs, with both partners forever advertising the other on their blogs. great for co-writers, real life hubbies, and publicity stunts.

(footnote. this is not a legally binding marraige, nor is it exclusively heterosexual or faithful. two, three, or more, participates may be included, and more may be added over time.)
(shanna23) asked: Cara, I wish to ask for your electronic hand in non-exclusive Tumblr Marriage. yours, Shanna.|

Cara-I accept!

(Cara-not) asked:my dear Shanna, I love your humor! I accept and reciprocate you query.
marry me today
and love me never
forever Shanna?

Shanna: I accept!
this is awesome
I want to scream again
no longer alone.
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026