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Tuliping 

A rednecks way of getting high.

You will need:
Lots of paper
Chewing tabacco
Tape
Alcohol (optional but highly recommend)

NOTE: Alcohol may be consumed before, during or after tuliping process2) Pop some chewin' tobacco into your mouth and give it a good munching.
1) Proceed to give yourself a paper cut between each toe.
3)Spit the chewed tobacco into the palm of your hand.
4) Apply generous amounts of the tobacco to your paper cuts.
5) Then tape the whole mess together.
WARING: TULIPING IS NOT ADVISED AS IT HAS BEEN KNOW TO CAUSE TOE CANCER.
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Tuliping by Ezve December 2, 2013
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Double tuliping is the visual feedback of looking at a vagina getting fucked by two dicks at the same time, and the lips of the vagina resembles two tulips pulsing synchronized with the dicks motion. A marvelous moment, two tulips blossom.
Mike and Jerry double tuliped Jane yesterday, marvelous double tuliping!
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