Tudahboo
A person who’s big for no damn reason. Swole as hell, but a whole bitch. Muscles big as fuck, balls shriveled up. Dishonorably discharged from military. Normally has a stain on his shirt, and sweat stains in the winter. Also has little feet but big shoes. (Ankles blistered as hell) sleeps on a twin size, but knee caps hanging off.
Tudahboo by MONA PARLEY June 11, 2026
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