Tuchus Pretzel

A piece of feces that is twisted or nonlinear in shape, like a pretzel; especially one associated with the buttocks. From Yiddish tuchus ("buttocks") + pretzel ("twisted bread"). Usually humorous and vulgar.
Example: "Oy vey, Peter scared the daylights out of Arnie and his whole breakfast group when he grabbed his left breast, looked to the sky, and shouted, 'Here I come, Elizabeth!' Instead of falling to the floor or ascending to heaven, his rumbling bowels began to take on the very distinct sound of ancient Yiddish of practiced self-flagellation. No sooner did that happen than his pants dropped and he birthed a tuchus pretzel that could've fed the Waltons."

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Tuchus Pretzel by Sally smothers September 11, 2026