Tube Sock

An overbearing bug eyed self absorbing be-littler that enjoys tazing his employees on a tri daily basis. The tube sock enjoys his abnormal gait while closely resembling the fictional human sized tube sock portrayed by the skittles commercials.

-Hey, i need you to restock all one million pieces of equipment by the end of your shift while I look at facebook. Dammit, your such a tubesock!

-THIS IS MANDATORY!

Ohh your such a tube sock!

by Hitmeagain December 13, 2010

tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.

Archie is a damn tube sock!

by Jay$18 December 13, 2008

Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.

The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.

by Steakface June 16, 2010

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 13, 2006

tube sock

what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.

dude 1: Whoa, check out that badonkadonk!
dude 2: TUBE SOCK!

by fizzle April 2, 2004

tube sock

what you use on your junk.

in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"

by Mike February 13, 2004

tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.

Archie is a damn tube sock!

by Jay$18 December 13, 2008