Da dictatorial a**h**e government-body called
da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep
da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper
blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper
blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "
May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"