Da dictatorial a**h**e
government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "
safe and friendly", but in
reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a
famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a
proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A
proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"