Da dictatorial a**h**e
government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in
reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass
innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a
famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God
bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY
PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"