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Truth-Slang

Truth in it's extremist lucidity usually sounds like nonsensical ramblings to the uninitiated. Truth-slang is usually accompanied by extreme drunkenness and is accessed intermittently, more or less so depending on if you are Mark E Smith or Art Garfunkle.
"Burn an' kill whatever ya like tramps will still memorise books init"

"Schopenhauer can blart on all he wants but nigga still pushed a bitch down the stairs, fallibility needs some skin here"

"I'm joking, but not really, but sort of am"

Observer- "Yo Joe! What was the name of that foundry that closed in the 60's"
Truth-Slanger "You see the real question here goes back to the American Civil War and the involvement in that of George Lucas, not so much as in he was in person 'there', but the ideas he uses in his films were apparent at that time and thus we can conclude he was there in spirit if you will. You see the same could be said for The Great Depression and how, in that time, people migrated with hope from the mid-west to California, which bears a striking resemblance when viewed with some objectivity, to the process of convection currents in a room in which air moves from areas of heat to cold as hot air expands and thus fills with more ease the space it has to occupy and is then forced with that overflowing of form in space to occupy a new space that would be cold. The heat in this case would be that of despair brought upon by economic strain. You see when I was a child....'
Observer- 'Fucker's got perspective'

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026